Emurica the beautiful. A day where we gave the big fuck you to Great Britain and jizzed all over their backs while screaming, “We will not go quietly in the night!” A day where symptoms of pyromania is accepted and Team America quotes are fired off the mouth from left to right. “America…FUCK YEAH. Coming again to save the motherfucking day! America…FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!”. Today, on this day of the fourth…I just came to see some Chinese fireworks.
I still haven’t even attempted to understand firework photography. It’s like when you first get a nice camera and someone asks you what white balance is and you kind of just shrug it off thinking it is no big deal but then when you finally learn and understand it, you’re photos come out that much nicer. Remember that? Well that is why these shots are blown the fuck out. Being stupid sure provides no benefits.