King James

Yes…another pair of shoes but this time it’s not my fault. Some idiot took me serious when I told her that I was trying to get back into playing basketball. I don’t know about you, but these are the best basketball shoes I have ever seen since the Jordan 11s. And Lebron…I’ll give you a handjob if you ever decide to put on a Warriors jersey next season. I know it is a long shot and you have more enticing offers from Jay-Z and New York City, but I don’t know…maybe you’re into asians. Let me know and I’ll do it for the team pronto.

And thanks for the birthday gift. You’re dope times two and a half.

One Response to “King James”

  1. Jordan Says:

    I am NEVER buying $20 And1’s from Big 5 ever again. I don’t care how cheap they are. My toe nails are falling off man.

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