“I get drunk and I stumble to the phone. And conjure up a bitch to bone when I’m alone.”

“Oh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss. Only when I’m drunk I sing a song like this.”

“My grandma and your grandma *blurrp*. Sittin’ by the fire.”

“It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia. Its the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer.”

“Bust the one out, two out, type of rapper. That’d get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker.”

“Niggaz call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk. Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I’m drunk.”

“And when that day comes it’s gonna be live. But I ain’t in no hurry so I don’t drink and drive. The ALkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin’. Just a lil sumthin’, to pump up the thinkin’.”

2 thoughts on “ONLY WHEN I’M DRUNK

    1. Yup. Good ol’ fashion sake. Believe it or
      not, I had a pretty hard time finding a place
      that served cheap stuff. At the end of it, I
      just ponied up the dough cause I needed a buzz.

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