Dear whoever stole shit out of my car yesterday. May you walk around with my shoes, skateboard and my rear view mirror catching all sorts of diseases that make your dick shrivel up to a labia minor and/or major. Maybe after that, you can know how I feel when someone fucks you out of no where! Whoever said leaving your car near the gayest place in the world was safe should be shot (hi Michelle!). I mean jack the kicks and play with my first aid kit all you want (yeah, dude played with my band-aids….tried to play Nelly in my car) but leave the board in there at least. Had to get a pick me up in the form of a pair of some Mike Carroll selects. Pick a pair up for yourself at FTC today.

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