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Dare I even mention Sade, Mobb Deep, Dogg Pound or Public Enemy‘s name in the same sentence with Young Jeezy. Dare I even think what is seeping in my head right now. Dare I say it? Fine. Jeezy and Freddie Gibbs’s concert last night was the best concert I’ve been to this whole year. For real. No bullshit.

*** Pics and video taken with an iPhone 4.

Concert season is still in effect and my bucket list continues to get crossed off. I finally hit one on the top of my list right next to walking The Great Wall Of China and fucking a fat chick for sport. Let’s be real, some of these things are just never going to happen. I really don’t even want to go to China.

Sade has to be somewhat happy that she has created thousands of unnecessary births in this world. Her music just makes people flat out want to fuck the shit out of each other with no contraception in mind. Hell, I’d fuck a doughnut just cause it has a nice chocolate hole in the middle if Like A Tattoo played in a coffee shop. I have no shame in my game. I just love Sade’s music that much.

Up to bat first…John Legend. Dude is the modern day Stevie Wonder of our time.

I have been waiting twenty plus years to see this woman sing and finally…

…Sade Adu has arrived! She did everything that I wanted to hear and some. And talk a about bang for your buck. She came and performed for almost an hour and a half, taking you back to the classic songs that I have been hearing when getting my teeth drilled at the dentist to the new stuff that hasn’t really settled into my heart as of yet. And most importantly to all men out there, this chick still looks good for her age!

The Mezzanine is like the Area 51 of concert venues. Last night I smashed a whole DSLR along with a kilo of heroin in my ass and even with my personal wit and charm, security still required that I have a full search of my anus. I guess they knew better that an Asian shouldn’t have a booty the size of a dump truck, let alone a guys. So I am sorry to say, you guys will have to deal with these cruddy iPhone 4 pics.

Let’s talk about the real grit and grime of it all though. Mobb Deep is for the bad kids. They represent punching your mothers belly while still in the womb, stickin’ up kids for their bologna sandwiches, placing razor blades on teachers chairs and stabbing fucking bosses with paperclips.

The guy in the hat is Prodigy aka H.N.I.C. Dude just got out of jail a couple of months ago. I would imagine even in jail, he could have held his own and became the butt-fucker and no the butt-fuckee. Gay butt sex is one thing but taking up the ass will shoot that street cred straight down the tubes.

I love these guys though. Still bump their music to this day and probably forever. Let’s hope the new album comes correct when it comes out later this year.