My girl Susan taking our friendship that much farther then ever expected. I proposed the idea that it would be cool if she took pictures of some porn stars holding a sign that said “Hi Fongstarr” when she went to the AVN Expo with her husband but I didn’t think she’d take me seriously. About 4pm on Saturday, I get texts with all this:


Kaylani Lei. Apparently she is mistaking me for a chair.

Abella Anderson and Sophia Santi.

And the best…Asa Akira. She sure knows who way to a man’s hear. She actually ended up winning 7 AVN awards later that night. Sad to say, this is what gets my rocks off at my age. Chicks holding a sign with my name on it. Screw it! 2013, I am making the trip down to Las Vegas to see this myself!