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THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE

December 29, 2008

First I would like to go out on a limb and call myself a hypocrite before people start noticing that I have butt juice in my mouth and pointing fingers about how I am eating my own words out of my ass. I hate Nikons. Passionately have been saying that ever since the dismissal of two prior Coolpix cameras that I owned. Give me the answer why I would jump into getting a $1300 DLSR after learning that this brand was shit and I’ll give you a cookie. I honestly don’t have an answer to it. I know technology grabs me sometimes and I get hyped on mediocre tools like three inch screens and HD video mode….all which have nothing to do with the performance of this camera. Perhaps it’s the 10mm fisheye Nikkor lens that sueded me to get this or the 4.5 burst shot capability. Whatever it is, I just feel evil holding this camera, like I am cheating on my first love or something. But what has love ever gotten me anyways. Sorry Canon….

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

December 26, 2008

Another holiday down the drain. Respectfully I only received only one gift this year….well, one for now. My roommate thinks she know my poison but honestly I was never a scotch drinker. I guess it is never to late to try it out. I think I say this every year now but Christmas isn’t nearly as good as years past. Perhaps this is my inner Charlie Brown talking, but the spirit is just gone. Perhaps when I have kids, it’ll all come back full circle. Till then, I hope everyone had a blessed holiday and in the spirit of good faith, I hope everyone receives what is special to their hearts and what is most important that makes them happy. Appreciate what you have cause once it is gone, it will be gone forever and you will regret it for the rest of your life. I know I did.

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THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

December 21, 2008

Last weekend for making gift ideas into a reality. The list was only so long this year but there were a couple of people that I had to hook up. My good friend Susan is in for long nights of self satisfaction……and yes, that is the famous rabbit vibrator from Sex and the City. Maybe this is due to the fact that I don’t like sticking things in my ass, but have you been in the market for one of these bad boys? I mean it’s a plastic thing with a motor in it! Didn’t think it would cost me so much….but when it comes to the season of giving, I guess you can’t put a price tag on a gift, let alone a device that rotates in your vagina (and ass if that tickles your fancy) while two plastic ears play with your clitoris monster. Should have got the matching colored anal beads as a stocking stuffer.

And a little gift got myself. Possibly the best skateboard film ever and the first to be on Blue-Ray. Thanks to the DLX crew for hooking it up with a discount.

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THE GETAWAY

December 14, 2008

Sometimes when life gets hectic, you just need to get away. Get away from the lies, the deceit….and more important, the bullshit. I knew the feeling about a year ago and I feel like I owe it to anyone that feels those same emotions, to be by their side in comfort and support. But one day things will get better, and we’ll look back at this god awful mess and shit in our pants in hysteria. For now, we can only wait….and heal slow.